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Parcheesi's Lair

Parcheesi's Lair was founded in the year 3202 by Parcheesi (also known by his stage name Lil' Cheese), world-famous elven bard and secret agent.

During his decades-long career with the Bureau of Balance, he and his accomplices were involved in the disappearances, misfortunes, and untimely demises of no less than 411 individuals, most famously the murder of giant spider Bryan with a Y and subsequent gaslighting of his best friend and life companion, Magic Brian.

After leaving the Bureau due to creative differences, Parcheesi went on to become a renowned stage performer, particularly respected in the business for his rad viol skills.

To learn more about Parcheesi, you can read some of his favorite books, including

Or, you can listen to some of his favorite Gregorian chants.

(Sound file from http://gregorianchant.altervista.org)

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